Deck the halls with bailout folly
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season for capitalist jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our pin striped apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Trolling Capital Hill for taxpayer marrow,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the sinking Dow before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Spell A.I.G./CITI and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow all in downward spiral measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While you dream of sub prime bonus treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away Detroit's fat SUV lead passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new Japanese hybrid classes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the bleak financial wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.